how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
7% cell phone battery
I want to thank you for never being there. Your absence has forced me to find my own way.
when you correct the teacher
i’m in AP lunch